I think my grandpa is the best in the world. I love it when he is stroking the buffalo.
My second cousin laughs like a retarded camel.
I had Manos, the Hands of Fate ruined for me by talk radio hosts and their Tivo.
My son thinks MC Hammer sounds like a dremel whipping a slimy caribou.
Whenever I can, I like to hang out with co-workers.
I had Terminator ruined for me by CEOs and their Xbox 360.
My favorite part in Monty Python and the Holy Grail is when Madonna is dancing with the hamster in Russia.
